An interesting if arcane topic that may be of interest. I must declare an interest: I am a trustee of this charity founded in 1783. Tickets can be bought at the Society’s website.
On the Fourth of July, 1806
We set sail from the sweet cove of Cork We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks For the Grand City Hall in New York‘Twas a wonderful craft
She was rigged, fore and aft And oh, how the wild wind drove her She stood several blasts She had twenty seven masts And they called her The Irish RoverWe had one million bags of the best Sligo rags
We had two million barrels of stone We had three million sides of old blind horses hides We had four million barrels of bonesWe had five million hogs
And six million dogs Seven million barrels of porter We had eight million bails of old nanny-goats’ tails In the hold of the Irish RoverThere was aul’ Mickey Coote
Who played hard on his flute When the ladies lined up for a set He was tootin’ with skill For each sparkling quadrille Though the dancers were fluther’d and betWith his smart witty talk
He was cock of the walk And he rolled the dames under and over They all knew at a glance When he took up his stance That he sailed in The Irish RoverThere was Barney McGee
From the banks of the Lee There was Hogan from County Tyrone There was Johnny McGurk Who was scared stiff of work And a man from Westmeath called MaloneThere was Slugger O’Toole
Who was drunk as a rule And Fighting Bill Treacy from Dover And your man, Mick MacCann From the banks of the Bann Was the skipper of the Irish RoverWe had sailed seven years
When the measles broke out And the ship lost its way in the fog And that whale of a crew Was reduced down to two Just myself and the Captain’s old dogThen the ship struck a rock
Oh Lord, what a shock The bulkhead was turned right over Turned nine times around And the poor old dog was drowned And the last of The Irish Rover.