The Year of Wisteria

“Dear patient it is with regret that we have to cancel your appointment with Bogdan the Nurse today.” (sic, text received at 8.00 am this morning)

I reckon Bogdan got a bit trollied yesterday (a Bank Holiday in the UK), had a few and couldn’t face telling me not to drink so much. My hypochondriac disposition and disappointment is tempered by the prospect of a lung health check and a blood test to keep me worried. This is not a whinge, it’s a paean to the NHS that has become proactive in detecting disease instead or reactive.

Meanwhile, in the nesting box the peregrine falcon chick has had a birthday – two weeks old. Across the tracks, work on the hotel and student accommodation has stopped. Anecdotally I hear rental yields in London are falling and, wisely I think, buy-to-letters are get-me-out sellers. It looks like there’s a property bubble along the Thames that will burn a lot of fingers as office space is converted to residential in an already saturated market.

There’s another birthday. The wisteria Floribunda Alba is five years old. Last Spring there were a couple of shy florets lurking in the greenery. This year it looks as if its going to be like Queen Charlotte’s Ball.

LONDON, ENGLAND – SEPTEMBER 08: Debutantes pose for a picture ahead of the 240th Anniversary Queen Charlotte’s Ball which took place at Dartmouth House on September 8, 2018 in London, England. This year’s gowns by Ritva Westenius, Cake by Prety Gorgeous Cakes and Diamonds by David Morris. Queen Charlotte’s Ball is the pinnacle event in the London Season. The London Season is rich in history and was formed two hundred and forty years ago when the custom of returning to London at the end of the hunting season was celebrated with glittering balls and high society events. The modern group of meticulously selected debutantes continue the tradition and celebrate their year of charity fund raising, etiquette classes and debut at The Queen Charlotte’s Ball. The young ladies, usually aged between 17 and 20, attend the grand ball where they are presented to guests and curtsey to the Queen Charlotte Cake. King George III introduced the Queen Charlotte’s Ball in 1780 to celebrate his wife’s birthday and debutantes were traditionally presented to the King or Queen until 1958. (Photo by Tabatha Fireman/Getty Images)

My debs are in their knickers so to speak, but I’m optimistic these buds will turn into glorious swans.

Wisteria, 4th May 2021

Wouldn’t it be loverly?